A corn dog, usually from a Marine Corps chow hall.
After we got out of the field, 1stSgt. sent us to the chow hall for dinner. They were out of everything but Dick on a stick! What a rip off!
by mysticalkey August 15, 2006
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dick on a stick is an exclamation used when one is angered at something. Also can be used with what at the beginning to make an exclamation of surprise.
Dude, i just totally flooded your toilet.
DICK ON A STICK.

I feel like a canary.
What the dick on a stick???
by da doctar September 4, 2008
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a very polished and elegant jerk boy who is very stiff and awkward as well. usually, but not nessecarily rich.
tom: he's so annoying!
john: he's a real dick-on-a-stick!
tom: ya got that right!
by princessxxaixx February 17, 2009
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A really uptight guy, a jerk. I always imagine a guy in a suit with a stick up his back, making him seem stiff and serious.
Man, I am glad to get out of there! That guy was a real dick on a stick!
by Melissa Grayson January 18, 2008
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used to refer to something that's not really worth much and therefore not worth discussing
Dude you guys are arguing over 5 cents on Venmo, it's dicks and sticks, relax.
by RHeinz March 7, 2022
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an Australian slang word used to describe a moment of great disappointment.

can be used in place of FML.
*open lunch box, and find muesli bar* "Fuck my dick with a stick!"

*you piss two ways and both miss the toilet* " Fuck my dick with a stick!"

gf:"can i fuck your dick with a stick?"
you:"Fuck my dick with a stick"
by thatguyathjs November 7, 2011
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