dick nuts 

Mild epithet spoken in a state of vexation, which cause the speaker to conflate dickweed with numb nuts.

Punked Supervisor: What the...? Oh! Gaawwwd! Who's the...dick nuts...that left rotten fish heads in the waste basket under my desk??

dick nuts by JC_SaltLaker January 13, 2005

Dick Nuts 

A neighbor who constantly screws with your life

I was having a good time until Dick Nuts called the cops.

Dick Nuts by BobRoberts January 4, 2015

dick-nuts 

An instance where a man's testicle gets unnaturally wrap around the shaft of the penis resulting in one ball being above the penis.

Petey: Yo, wasup wit u. Stop walking like that, your embarrassing me.

Prips: I've got the serious case of dick-nuts man, it feels like a meatball resting on me shaft.

dick-nuts by Dits Magee November 6, 2007

dick nuts cereal 

When a woman gargles nutsack to the point where the bodily fluid overflows out of her mouth.

Damn Ron, Parker's Mom is making dick nuts cereal again.

dick nuts cereal by GoPastTheLimit May 20, 2016

unsexed dick-nuts 

See blue balls.

After an hour of jacking it with no results, Dorian went to bed with unsexed dick-nuts.

unsexed dick-nuts by Doomie June 7, 2004

The Dick and Nuts 

The item that gets pulled up on you if you keep fucking with someone.

Keep fucking with me, ima pull up with the dick and nuts

The Dick and Nuts by HousSalad April 25, 2020

Dick n nuts 

A gun with a drum or twin drum clip, the dick is the gun and the nut or nuts is the drum clip

I got the dick n nuts on me quit playin bruh

Dick n nuts by Super soaker muthafucka September 7, 2020