when a girl reaches down her mans pants and finds an unexpectedly large dick fro. Better known as a dick muff.
"I like it so much when I go down on a guy, and his dick muff is all in my face."
by nickbest April 05, 2010
When one places an erect penis into each ear so that sound is muffled. Similar to earmuffs
Chad had dick muffs on so he didn't hear the the third guy coming.
by legs almighty January 24, 2011