Lizard dick 

After sex when you go to take a pee and the stream splits in two.

Man: gotta go pee
Girl: ok

Man: Omg I missed the toilet bad case of lizard dick!

Lizard dick by Pistols September 19, 2016

Lizard dick 

A penis similar to that of a lizard's characteristically short, wide and scaly.

Apparently Jack has a under developed lizard dick.

Lizard dick by AlexWilson October 27, 2009

Lizard Dick 

Slang term for genital psoriasis which can cause patches of skin to appear dry and scaly. Still has the potential to fuck, not recommended.

I heard Keller piped yesterday bro
Doesn’t that dude have a skin infection

Yes bro he’s laying’ down that lizard dick

Lizard Dick by anonymous November 13, 2022

Dickwizard 

A man who has the capability of utilizing his penis in an almost magical way.

Trisha - "My boyfriend is such a dickwizard in the bedroom, I call him Gandalf when I orgasm."
Chloe - "Dayum girl that sounds pretty sweet, wish my man could use his 'wand' like that."

Dickwizard by Dingly Dank April 6, 2015

Dickwizard 

One who has (or is believed to have) mystical properties to their genitalia. Most often associated with men and/or transvestites. Homosexuals can often be referred to as such by their own kind or in condescending terms by heterosexuals.

That flaming Queen is a real Dickwizard.

Dickwizard by Collective minds of man January 4, 2009

dicklizzard 

A male or female who is hyper sexually promiscuous, swith a fetish for for sucking D#@k (giving head)

Steve .. dude I saw your X girlfriend at a party in Saturday sucking off every guy that would let her ..

Luke ... Yer dude fuck her ... fucking dicklizzard cunt

dicklizzard by Stomp box January 6, 2021

Dicklizzard 

When a chick or dudes tongue is flicking licking and tasting a co#k in a reptillian fashion.

Morgan: oi dude, what happened to you last night?

Jon: bruh,,,, was unfucking believable....you know Tracey we met at the pub the other night yer?

Morgan: she was the red head with big titts right?

Jon: yup.....:) she stayed over last night n get this.... i wake up this morning like im in Jurassic fucking park .. shes perched on the bed tongue flicking on my cock like a raptor tasting the air ..

Morgan: fuck ..... you know what you have done yer...? You captured a rare and endangered dicklizzard lol..:)

Jon: true

Dicklizzard by UncleDaddee January 7, 2021