Dick handed
Dick handed by Deathesquire August 23, 2023
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Dick Handed
Shaking hands or touching someone after using the restroom and not washing your hands. Can be used in a prank or redemption situation.
After taking a piss at the bar I walked out and saw the lead singer to a band that sucked. i went up a shook his hand and thanked him for his show. All the while the singer never knew that he was dick handed.
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Later i saw a buddy in the bar. I walked up to him and shook his hand. Later noting to him that he just got - dick handed!
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Later i saw a buddy in the bar. I walked up to him and shook his hand. Later noting to him that he just got - dick handed!
Dick Handed by edsned October 27, 2010
dick hanger
When you're in the club grinding on someone and you get half hard, then leave to grind on someone else.
A cliff hanger, you let the person know how big your dick is then leave before it gets too good or continue telling a story.
A cliff hanger, you let the person know how big your dick is then leave before it gets too good or continue telling a story.
Oh wow man I left a bunch of dick hangers in there.
So she couldnt fit the whole thing in her mouth right...
So she couldnt fit the whole thing in her mouth right...
dick hanger by pseudo nympho May 30, 2016
2 Handed Dick Slam
It is as it sounds: a Man (yes, capitalized for this instance as only a true Man can pull off this maneuver) unzips his pants and takes his dick in both hands and slams it down on the table to prove his point. This is only to be used in circumstances where without slamming the cock on the table, the story, argument, etc. would be laughed off otherwise.
At a sales presentation:
"...and that, ladies and gentlemen, is why you should invest in my company."
"But it makes no sense!"
(audience grumbles and discontent grows)
"Well maybe this will make my point better"
(presenter drops trou and performs the 2 Handed Dick Slam)
Audience applauds and the Man goes on to riches and fame.
"...and that, ladies and gentlemen, is why you should invest in my company."
"But it makes no sense!"
(audience grumbles and discontent grows)
"Well maybe this will make my point better"
(presenter drops trou and performs the 2 Handed Dick Slam)
Audience applauds and the Man goes on to riches and fame.
2 Handed Dick Slam by Hoss42 March 15, 2010
one handed dick dance
the act of running and jumping around while peeing, keeping one hand on your dick to ensure you dont get pee on yourself. usually the result of you pee spot being exposed, forcing you to run away
i thought that ally was a suitable place to drop trow and pee, but some cops came around the corner, and in an attempt at taking evasive action, i found myself doing the one handed dick dance all the way into the bushes
one handed dick dance by DJ BJ REPPIN SF July 31, 2012
coat hanger dick
When your dick is so heavily misshapen and curved it resembles the top of a coat hanger, even when it’s hard.
coat hanger dick by Undeadgothbussy September 9, 2022
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