dick gob'n 

A willing individual that makes the gobble of a holiday bird while choking on the chode.

Santa stopped half way down the chimney when the sweet sounds of my dick gob'n wife giving me my christmas eve gift

dick gob'n by MacsNeverSlipp March 7, 2015

three dick gob 

Descriptive of a woman with a particularly wide mouth, such as Julia Roberts or Calista Flockhart.

"OK, she's no oil painting, but one look at that three dick gob and I go weak at the knees".

three dick gob by Zog The Undeniable February 21, 2007

dick goblin 

someone who gobbles on dangerous amounts of flacid man horn.

ahhh Gookey's a dick goblin, he chomps on so much human horn...it's unreal

dick goblin by blisterin badman 37 January 23, 2009

Dick Gobbler 

A class of female that is primarily known for only being good at performing felacio.

Dude: "Yo, have you seen Trina lately?"

Dude2: "Naw, that Dick Gobbler moved away like 3 weeks ago."

Dude: "That's too bad, I miss that ho."

Dick Gobbler by Kid Chableezee December 10, 2009

Dick gobblin

A girl that sucks a lot of dick.

My friend Brittney on the bus is a dick gobblin.

Dick gobblin by Moose Lee June 12, 2006

The Dick Goblin 

legendary female from El Paso, TX, but now resides somewhere in the New Orleans area. Has a wrinkled stomach and uncontrollable cravings for dick like a leprechaun has for gold. She must have regularly administered doses of anticock craving serum to avoid exposing her true form. Also known as The Goblin.

I fucked the Dick Goblin last night.

The Dick Goblin by Smasherman August 16, 2008

dick goblin 

someone who sleeps underneath your bed and every night they get up and suck your dick in the middle of the night.

"Yo I'll pay you to be my dick goblin tonight,"

dick goblin by Amunis_X April 10, 2017