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Floppy Dick Drive 

This is a sexual act, where the male participant enters the female vagina, just like sex, except the male can't get hard. Sometimes beacuse the male has had too much sexual activity within a short period of time, or just because he's an impatent Runt.
Floppy Dick Drive
Women: "Is it in?"
Man: "erm..."
Floppy Dick Drive by Jacksc2 July 5, 2006
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dick n drive 

When ya driving and ya girl go down on ya or when you driving while ya girl- 18+
becky did a dick n drive with me last night, lmao.

drive-thru dick 

When a man puts his dick in a hot dog bun and sticks it out a window. He waits for someone to notice and relishes the moment. Mustard optional, but manditory.
Ben: I'll take one foot-long hot dog.
Nick: That will be 4.28
(Ben pulls up to the window.)
Ben: What the fuck is that?
Josh: Looks like a dick to me.
Nick: You just witnessed a drive-thru dick.
Ben: Kudos. Man.
drive-thru dick by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008

dick diversity 

A term to refer to the lack of dick size representation in pornographic material.
There is a severe lack of dick diversity in Overwatch porn.
dick diversity by Satumi the Neet February 9, 2019

Dick Driver 

Complete and total tool. Guilty of any or all douchbagery possible.
Friend: That guy is such a tool

You: Yeah, I know he's a real fucking Dick Driver

dick diver 

one who loves to dive on other guys dicks with out thinking twice about it
dick diver by dick diver1 April 16, 2014

dick driven 

someone who is so driven by the goal of attaining penis that they let things that they normally would not let slide to happen because it clouds their judgment.
I can’t believe I was unbothered by him finishing on my expensive couch. I was so dick driven.
dick driven by marigoldsister October 7, 2020