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when you jizz and you leave the jizz on the top of your dick or u dont wiope it all off the next time you look at your dick u will have dick cheese also know as dried up dick crustys on your tip
chris was jackin it like a beast and when he was done he was so tried he went to sleep in the middle of the night he got up to take a piss he notice that there was dried up jizz crustys on his head. ooo no chris has dick cheese.
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"the dirt and scum building up betweeen the area of the penis and thighs."
-Me,one second ago.
Me:"Dude,did you hear about Scott?"
Other Dude:What happened?
Me:They found him dead,and when they did an autopsy,they found loads of dick cheese!"
by AnHonestChainsaw12 June 24, 2011
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Ejaculant that is frozen into a cheese substance
I came home from school and saw my brother making dick cheese.
by Dickcheesemghee November 03, 2015
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The substance created when the penis is uncleaned and the semen is dried up on the tip and combined with hooker saliva.

This substance gives off a very pungent smell of dick hair and your mom's old ass panties that were left behind the toilet to hide her shit stain from anyone to see.
"Jimmy your cock has alot of dick cheese on it, were you fuckin hookers???!?!?!"
by Frog123123123 January 04, 2016
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when fat dick gets old because its been used for like 4 fuckin years, but you can't just stop ripping you gotta think of something jokeser

so if you have a chate nickname thats slowly getting old and less funny.....don't get your hopes up...theres a dick cheese headin' your way
maaaaaan
shutup dick cheese
by mike holt June 10, 2008
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A particulary cliched and irrelovent local radio presenter.
Gooooooooood morning, I'm Dick Cheese.
by James April 19, 2004
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one very rad satanic dude
andy dick cheese works do much.
by lil nick May 02, 2007
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