Like click bait but purely for men. Those fake accounts who follow you on insta for a day with fit as fuck profile pictures and dodgy links in the bio.
Me: Check her out, she just followed me on ig
Mate: Dude, she got some crazy phishing url.....she's pure dick bait.
Mate: Dude, she got some crazy phishing url.....she's pure dick bait.
by atdotslash August 30, 2015
by GhastMarine February 29, 2012
Def 1. When a guy misleads you by sensationalising the size of his penis to get more attention, later on finding out for it to be a disappointing lie.
Def 2. When captions or images of porn vids are sensationalised or exaggerated to encourage you to click them. You probably will do anyway.
Def 2. When captions or images of porn vids are sensationalised or exaggerated to encourage you to click them. You probably will do anyway.
Def 1- oh Becky I was totally dick-baited yesterday when I found out Kevin's "12 inch tower" was actually the size of my pinky toe
Def 2- big booty babe teen gets split in half by 1432 mile monster cockalock
Def 2- big booty babe teen gets split in half by 1432 mile monster cockalock
by Diabetic sugar daddy May 17, 2017
Dick bait is like click bait but persuades people to click on it with promises of seeing pictures of Dick Van Dyke, only to be met with the sad, lonely face of Sarah Jessica Parker.
"I just got tricked by some serious dick bait, man."
"Oh, really? Were they long and black or thick and Polynesian?"
"Dude, Dick Van Dyke is white. Show some goddamn respect."
"Oh, really? Were they long and black or thick and Polynesian?"
"Dude, Dick Van Dyke is white. Show some goddamn respect."
by Daxuran March 7, 2017