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The response to anything to anyone at anytime.
Best to be said really loud and often.
ex. 1:
Daron: Yo, how's your day going?
me: DICKS!

ex. 2:
Jon: What's the answer to number 3 on the homework?
me: DICKS!
by DICKS_is_the_answer May 09, 2009
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Are on average about 6 inches. Now can we please move on as a culture?
"YO my dicks like 12 inches"

"Dude.... let us be real here..."
by Brackers21 October 30, 2011
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1.) In reality, a dick and testicles are very sensitive, and if people call you a dick, it means they admire those traits.
2.) Nickname for man who is admirably sensitive and kind, not unlike a dick. If you are called a dick by a woman or friend, you should take it as a huge compliment, as you are obviously a great friend and a sensitive guy. Women love men who have feelings and are gentle. To pick up any female, just tel them "I am a huge dick" and they will immediately be interested in you.
3.) Likewise, if you tell them you are a huge pussy, they will be equally impressed and think you are tough, as it is widely known that vaginas can definitely take a pounding.
Friend: God, Kenny. You're such a dick!
Kenny: Why, thank you! That was a really nice thing for you to say.

Kenny: I'm a huge dick.
Woman: Wow, I'm so impressed!
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Anyone who has posted a definition for this word.
"You are all a bunch of misogynist dicks."
by Remote Control March 10, 2007
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1. a common name and a nickname for Richard

2. slang for men's reproductive part of the body

3. someone stupid and annoying
1. Dick Armey, Dick Cheney

2. other names are penis, weenie

3. He's a dickhead
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1. A name
2. A nickname for Richard (no idea how they got that, you?)
3. Slang for Penis.
4. A name you use in the tense of present or past, used commonly as an adjective.
1. My name is Dick
2 My name is Richard, But most people call me Dick.
3. Wow your Dick's a whopper. You should be the King of Burger king!.
4. Your a Dick Richard.
Example of a bad way to use it when you intend a non hurtful way.:
New Kid: My name is Richard.
Kid: Really? Cool.
2 days later
Kid: Hey Dick what's up?
New Kid: Stop calling me that!!!
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