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"You are all a bunch of misogynist dicks."
by Remote Control March 10, 2007
1. A name
2. A nickname for Richard (no idea how they got that, you?)
3. Slang for Penis.
4. A name you use in the tense of present or past, used commonly as an adjective.
1. My name is Dick
2 My name is Richard, But most people call me Dick.
3. Wow your Dick's a whopper. You should be the King of Burger king!.
4. Your a Dick Richard.
Example of a bad way to use it when you intend a non hurtful way.:
New Kid: My name is Richard.
Kid: Really? Cool.
2 days later
Kid: Hey Dick what's up?
New Kid: Stop calling me that!!!
1. A slang for penis
2. A second brain
3. A complete asshole
1. My dick is bigger than any girl's imagination!!!
2. Johnson, stop thinking with your dick again and get rid of that boner!
3. Johnny: I just had sex with your girlfriend last night.

Mark: Shut up, you stupid dick, and fuck off!
by Hugebanana234 February 09, 2010
A (hopefully) long hard body part which u use to stick in a vagina, stick just in an ass, tickle or fling around
Can I touch your hard dick I am having an orgy just thinking bout it.
Sure. Do u wanna come round to mine I have a dick with your name on it
Later
URGH! HARDER! FASTER! FUCK ME FUCK ME!!!!

Can we 69we

Sure
by SEX IS GREAT March 26, 2013
1.) In reality, a dick and testicles are very sensitive, and if people call you a dick, it means they admire those traits.
2.) Nickname for man who is admirably sensitive and kind, not unlike a dick. If you are called a dick by a woman or friend, you should take it as a huge compliment, as you are obviously a great friend and a sensitive guy. Women love men who have feelings and are gentle. To pick up any female, just tel them "I am a huge dick" and they will immediately be interested in you.
3.) Likewise, if you tell them you are a huge pussy, they will be equally impressed and think you are tough, as it is widely known that vaginas can definitely take a pounding.
Friend: God, Kenny. You're such a dick!
Kenny: Why, thank you! That was a really nice thing for you to say.

Kenny: I'm a huge dick.
Woman: Wow, I'm so impressed!
by mashmallow515 August 06, 2011
A living organism commonly found on the lower part of the male body. It feeds off of your large intestine and grows very slowly over time. Doctors have a way of removing these, but it may be costly. The Dick is parasitic, but is only lethal if you touch it. It's body will rupture and you may feel a slight stimulation as it will begin to chew at your villi inside your entrails. A Dick has large pouches that grow beneath it that act as food storage, and grows with the Dick itself.
"I'd love to come to the party with you, but I just found out that I have a Dick. I'm going to go and see what the doctor can do about it."
by TheHelpfulDoctor December 07, 2012
something that a guy sticks inside a girl's vagina
when a guy and a girl are having sex the guy shoves his dick inside the girl's vagina. the girl goes uhh uhh harder harder, faster ,faster, deeper,deeper.Push it in baby.the girl loves it .then when the guy's dick is ready the girl opens her mouth and waits until the cum comes out.
by marley annn June 01, 2011

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