Nothing more than a vaginal probe. Its where it belongs :)
My vagina is so gonna be stuffed tonight with Jared's titanic dick!
by missmetalhead January 18, 2013
1. A slang for penis
2. A second brain
3. A complete asshole
1. My dick is bigger than any girl's imagination!!!
2. Johnson, stop thinking with your dick again and get rid of that boner!
3. Johnny: I just had sex with your girlfriend last night.

Mark: Shut up, you stupid dick, and fuck off!
by Hugebanana234 February 09, 2010
The big,fat,rod you shove up a chick's deep,wet,vagina,or mouth to FUCK HER!!!!
I used my huge dick to fuck her hard!
by H0rnybitchfuck3r March 24, 2011
1. a common name and a nickname for Richard

2. slang for men's reproductive part of the body

3. someone stupid and annoying
1. Dick Armey, Dick Cheney

2. other names are penis, weenie

3. He's a dickhead
by bunnybabe101 October 24, 2009
A (hopefully) long hard body part which u use to stick in a vagina, stick just in an ass, tickle or fling around
Can I touch your hard dick I am having an orgy just thinking bout it.
Sure. Do u wanna come round to mine I have a dick with your name on it
Later
URGH! HARDER! FASTER! FUCK ME FUCK ME!!!!

Can we 69we

Sure
by SEX IS GREAT March 26, 2013
Are on average about 6 inches. Now can we please move on as a culture?
"YO my dicks like 12 inches"

"Dude.... let us be real here..."
by Brackers21 October 30, 2011
Anyone who has posted a definition for this word.
"You are all a bunch of misogynist dicks."
by Remote Control March 10, 2007

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