1. A name
2. A nickname for Richard (no idea how they got that, you?)
3. Slang for Penis.
4. A name you use in the tense of present or past, used commonly as an adjective.
1. My name is Dick
2 My name is Richard, But most people call me Dick.
3. Wow your Dick's a whopper. You should be the King of Burger king!.
4. Your a Dick Richard.
Example of a bad way to use it when you intend a non hurtful way.:
New Kid: My name is Richard.
Kid: Really? Cool.
2 days later
Kid: Hey Dick what's up?
New Kid: Stop calling me that!!!
A (hopefully) long hard body part which u use to stick in a vagina, stick just in an ass, tickle or fling around
Can I touch your hard dick I am having an orgy just thinking bout it.
Sure. Do u wanna come round to mine I have a dick with your name on it
Later
URGH! HARDER! FASTER! FUCK ME FUCK ME!!!!

Can we 69we

Sure
by SEX IS GREAT March 26, 2013
The big,fat,rod you shove up a chick's deep,wet,vagina,or mouth to FUCK HER!!!!
I used my huge dick to fuck her hard!
by H0rnybitchfuck3r March 24, 2011
1. A slang for penis
2. A second brain
3. A complete asshole
1. My dick is bigger than any girl's imagination!!!
2. Johnson, stop thinking with your dick again and get rid of that boner!
3. Johnny: I just had sex with your girlfriend last night.

Mark: Shut up, you stupid dick, and fuck off!
by Hugebanana234 February 09, 2010
1. a common name and a nickname for Richard

2. slang for men's reproductive part of the body

3. someone stupid and annoying
1. Dick Armey, Dick Cheney

2. other names are penis, weenie

3. He's a dickhead
by bunnybabe101 October 24, 2009
A living organism commonly found on the lower part of the male body. It feeds off of your large intestine and grows very slowly over time. Doctors have a way of removing these, but it may be costly. The Dick is parasitic, but is only lethal if you touch it. It's body will rupture and you may feel a slight stimulation as it will begin to chew at your villi inside your entrails. A Dick has large pouches that grow beneath it that act as food storage, and grows with the Dick itself.
"I'd love to come to the party with you, but I just found out that I have a Dick. I'm going to go and see what the doctor can do about it."
by TheHelpfulDoctor December 07, 2012
Are on average about 6 inches. Now can we please move on as a culture?
"YO my dicks like 12 inches"

"Dude.... let us be real here..."
by Brackers21 October 30, 2011

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