1. a measurement of speed, varying from slow to fast depending on the context of its use.
2. a derogatory term for someone who is not of your liking, someone who thinks of themselves as better than everyone else, and/or suffers from Illusory superiority.
3. as a given name, Dick is a diminutive form of Richard
4. a biological feature of male animals including both vertebrates and invertebrates.

5. a reproductive, intromittent organ that additionally serves as the urinal duct in placental mammals.
I shoved my dick into Courtney last night.
by TheNotADick January 22, 2011

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something that a guy sticks inside a girl's vagina
when a guy and a girl are having sex the guy shoves his dick inside the girl's vagina. the girl goes uhh uhh harder harder, faster ,faster, deeper,deeper.Push it in baby.the girl loves it .then when the guy's dick is ready the girl opens her mouth and waits until the cum comes out.
by marley annn June 01, 2011

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Anyone who has posted a definition for this word.
"You are all a bunch of misogynist dicks."
by Remote Control March 10, 2007

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A (hopefully) long hard body part which u use to stick in a vagina, stick just in an ass, tickle or fling around
Can I touch your hard dick I am having an orgy just thinking bout it.
Sure. Do u wanna come round to mine I have a dick with your name on it
Later
URGH! HARDER! FASTER! FUCK ME FUCK ME!!!!

Can we 69we

Sure
by SEX IS GREAT March 26, 2013

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Nothing more than a vaginal probe. Its where it belongs :)
My vagina is so gonna be stuffed tonight with Jared's titanic dick!
by missmetalhead January 18, 2013

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1. A slang for penis
2. A second brain
3. A complete asshole
1. My dick is bigger than any girl's imagination!!!
2. Johnson, stop thinking with your dick again and get rid of that boner!
3. Johnny: I just had sex with your girlfriend last night.

Mark: Shut up, you stupid dick, and fuck off!
by Hugebanana234 February 09, 2010

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1. A name
2. A nickname for Richard (no idea how they got that, you?)
3. Slang for Penis.
4. A name you use in the tense of present or past, used commonly as an adjective.
1. My name is Dick
2 My name is Richard, But most people call me Dick.
3. Wow your Dick's a whopper. You should be the King of Burger king!.
4. Your a Dick Richard.
Example of a bad way to use it when you intend a non hurtful way.:
New Kid: My name is Richard.
Kid: Really? Cool.
2 days later
Kid: Hey Dick what's up?
New Kid: Stop calling me that!!!

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