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dick.verb.(Philadelphia, PA) to ruin, destroy, or use to the condition of uselessness. can also mean to be in bad shape.
"I got a large pizza to myself, I'm bout to dick this jawn."

"Yo I been bowling all day, my forearm is dicked."

"You need some new shoes, the ones you wearin are dicked."
by Shomari Kamau May 14, 2008
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something to go into a bunch of crevices.

a tool used to transport sperm into the uterus.

a stick... for some burritos.
hey bob i just shoved my dick stick into a cleavage

nice nice... i shoved my dick burrito into a pussy...
by twatzilla May 09, 2007
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A glass/pyrex pipe used for smoking methamphetamines.
can i suck your dick? that sure is a nice dick you've got there. are you gonna pass that dick or what?
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A detective, often one in the private sector
John Shaft is a black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks.
by Anonymous October 08, 2002
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Dick (dik), n. 1. Arch.: a replacement word used when any other swewar word is unwanted. 2. a word that can replace any noun in a sentence and still convey all meaning 3. a word used contextually to communicate a complex or conflated idea when there is no known existing word in the English language.
"What the dick?!"

Instead of saying, "Hey, can you hand me that book?", "Hey, can you hand me that dick?"

"It's a windy dick outside."

"Life is a dick"
by Michael Green Tucker October 19, 2006
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A completely self absorbed, immature, and demanding male behaving just like his penis.
He's was acting like a total dick when she told him "No, Thanks"!
by Thaz right November 26, 2005
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what the fuck is your problem sicko you have nothing better to do but look up dick on a website you kno what the fuck a dick is especially if your a guy and if your a woman go ride one cause you need it if your looking it up...p.s its a penis duhh...lol =)
a. im so horny i wanna suck my own dick
b. your a fuckin dick
c. girl you need some dick in your life
by Alee-lee babes July 25, 2009
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