The person that flips you off on the road. The guy that tries to steal your girlfriend. That one, really annoying, nagging person. Someone who just doesn't care! Someone with no respect for humanity. Nobody likes a dick. So don't be a dick.
Guy #1: Dude this one guy tried to run me off the road!
Guy #2: What a dick...

"Some dick took a massive dump and didn't flush!"
by yyyeeeaaaahhhh1111 November 15, 2013
Drunk In Charge (of a) Keyboard?

When you get woken up by an SMS at random o'clock & it's clearly from a drunk person. Rather than try to decipher it, simply reply: DICK? If they are, they'll know you aren't.

This used to require a computer keyboard, although those nifty little smart phone things are inspiring a revival (also known to affect to e-mail etc., especially during the early hours of Saturday & Sunday mornings)
Drunk person*: "I really, really, love you!!!" (etc.)
You: "DICK?"
Drunk person*: "Ah... Sorry! Had a few too many shandies..."
You: "Still a DICK?"

*: he/she who probably explored a little DUI beforehand & almost certainly will have a stinking hangover afterwards.
by little-miss can't do wrong October 14, 2010
The Clasp of you necklace, where it connects both ends of the chain together.
And when it is touching the charm or at the bottom of the front of your necklace you can make a wish.!
" Your dick is showing"
by Mackenzie W November 29, 2007
A man has it, A women wants it.
"fuck i want his dick so bad!!!"
by Greg and Soula November 07, 2006
You.
By looking up "dick" in the Urban Dictionary, you are, indeed, a dick.
by disisdashit October 01, 2014
The shlong, the pussy punisher, the fiddle stick
Natures pleasure machine
I love playing with my dick
by Analfapper August 24, 2014
A males reproductive organ. Some guys have more dick in there personality than in there pants.
"Dude, my dick is sooooo big"
by brainybitch July 03, 2014

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