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Dick: (n.) A person who thinks they are too good to answer someone OR someone who insults you. (Synonyms): asshole; douchebag; pompous.
-"Hey Lucy! Did that guy answer you yet?" "No, because he's a DICK."
-"Hey Charles! Did that guy answer you yet?" "It's a girl, you DICK! And no...she didn't..."
by krystyneyo September 07, 2011
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a really mean and hateful person
bill: jack your dumb jack: you fuckin dick!!!
by juza43 January 06, 2009
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hi dick
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This guy is a dick for removing me out of a group for no reason
by I Hate Dicks And Fuck Boyz September 12, 2016
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The suffix "-dick" can be added onto anything to express stress or even humor for a given topic.
"Shitty-dick over here just got an attitude with me."

"Ol' cactus-dick just poked the shit out of me."

"Hey, speedy-dick! Slow down!"
by XDavid PolicastroX April 16, 2009
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Drunk In Charge (of a) Keyboard?

When you get woken up by an SMS at random o'clock & it's clearly from a drunk person. Rather than try to decipher it, simply reply: DICK? If they are, they'll know you aren't.

This used to require a computer keyboard, although those nifty little smart phone things are inspiring a revival (also known to affect to e-mail etc., especially during the early hours of Saturday & Sunday mornings)
Drunk person*: "I really, really, love you!!!" (etc.)
You: "DICK?"
Drunk person*: "Ah... Sorry! Had a few too many shandies..."
You: "Still a DICK?"

*: he/she who probably explored a little DUI beforehand & almost certainly will have a stinking hangover afterwards.
by little-miss can't do wrong October 14, 2010
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Amirali Zulfiqar Ali Panjwani has no DICK!
by asdfasdfasdfasdf August 20, 2006
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