can sometime be found in wrapped up boxes still attatched to the male, and given to partners as a gift.
"hey baby,ITS MAH DICK IN A BOX"
by the kie May 29, 2009
1. a male's genitals, synonym for 'penis.'
2. an insult used-mainly directed towards a male- and basically is another word for 'jerk,' 'bastard,' or 'stupid fool.'
3. to 'fool around,' or to 'waste time in pointless ways.'
Pineapple: Why and how do you dick around for the majority of the duration in class?
Sum Ting Wong: I dick around in ways that won't arouse suspicion. Anyways, if I didn't dick around, I wouldn't be funny.

Pineapple: Why don't you penis (1) around in class instead?
Sum Ting Wong: STAWP BEING A DICK (2)!!!
by C0ok3Y_S13Nd3R June 29, 2015
A males reproductive organ. Some guys have more dick in there personality than in there pants.
"Dude, my dick is sooooo big"
by brainybitch July 03, 2014
Dick can mean a number of things, such as:

1. A males penis
2. A insult

3. Cydney
1. "wow that doy gotta real good dick"
2. "you're such a dick!"
3. "did yo see dat cydney gurl, herd she hook up wit all dem bois. can't trust no hoe"
by keuso July 01, 2014
The person that flips you off on the road. The guy that tries to steal your girlfriend. That one, really annoying, nagging person. Someone who just doesn't care! Someone with no respect for humanity. Nobody likes a dick. So don't be a dick.
Guy #1: Dude this one guy tried to run me off the road!
Guy #2: What a dick...

"Some dick took a massive dump and didn't flush!"
by yyyeeeaaaahhhh1111 November 15, 2013
a penis also known as a One Eyed wonder Weasel

a long dong that gives pleasure
a man's dick getting its daily feed
by Trouser Troat September 03, 2009
Dick is short for Richard.
I was named after my dad, Richard, and in order not to confuse us I was nicknamed Dick.
by Dick/Richard July 20, 2009

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