Top Definition
A type of penis cheese, resulting from failure to wash one's penis regularly. Smells similar to rotting swiss cheese, sweat, and any other raunchy genital smell one could imagine. The female equivalent of dick swiss would be fromundacheese.
I went down on this guy last night and he had horrible dick swiss, he smelled worse than a cheese factory.
by detachable_penis17 January 12, 2011
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