one who has been known to pin dicks into submission, or make them tap out using any means necessary.ex. 1)takin' the dick in the throat, backdoor funpocket, ear, eye socket, armpit, kneepit, palms, cheeks, etc.
" Dude, did you here about donkey?
yeah i heard he took first place in the dick wrestler tournament!!"
(n.) A staff member at urbandictionary.com who cancels your submission before it even reaches the editors. This person is often a huge douchebag who lacks any consistency in rejections or acceptances. He will let completely lame trash pass as a definition, yet cancel a submission that breaks none of the rules and is actually useful.
Guy 1: Hey did the definition get passed, man?
Guy2: No, the urban dick cancelled it. What a submission nazi.
Guy 1: Hey, you want to go out tonight?
Guy 2: No, I have to sit at my computer and flip coins to decide which definitions I'm going to pass for the website while I masturbate.
Guy 1: Oh, right. Sorry, I forgot you were an urban dick with a really, really really small penis.
(1)(verb) To smack someone with your dick (correct style dictates a sharp thump on the forehead, lips, or if burning with jizz- the eye)- done to illustrate dominance and the dicksmackee's position of submission or subjugation.
(2)(noun) That which is left after masterbation... limp dick and a palm full of goo.
(3)(noun) One who has the same general worthlessness or usefulness as a lifeless penis combined with a dying mass of spent jizz.
"Hey dick smack, get off the couch and get your shit out of the washer."
"I loved that girl, she always appreciated a good old fashioned dick smacking. I can't say she really truly loved it, but she damn well respected it."
(n.) A sexual position wherein the woman dominates, and thus becomes, the man.
(v.) The act of getting dominated by your woman friend.
Dude, last night my lady friend totally dick-loesched me.
1. A homosexual cowboy
2. A female that takes pleasure in giving overly aggressive blowjobs, often seeming to wrangle the cock into submission.
1. Cowboys like that love cock are cock wranglers
2. Man, Kristin is such a cock wrangler, she almost destroyed my dick.
|6.||Night Of Vision, And Submission|
A night where you literally alternate between YouTube, porn, and urban dictionary thinking of new words to post. Most common in people ages 13-27.
This can occour any day, but usually occurs on a Saturday. By the end of the night, several words may have been submitted to urban dictionary, youve seen all 3 parts of the excited auto tune dog videos, and your dick is sore from masturbating.
But then you find yourself with published words making it all worth while
This can eventually lead to crazieness, boredom, writers block, genital warts, and even midnight cravings.
Although it has harmful effects, it can also be a lot of fun, and is best when only done once to twice a week. This often leads to pouring your hearts into a word, and often the word is destroyed instantaneously in front of yo, but you do it because it makes you happy.
(guy 1 curled up in corner shaking)
Guy 2: What happened to you?
Guy 1: whole...night....masturbating...YouTube...urban dictionary.
Guy 2: oh so you had a Night Of Vision, And Submission.
When a girl who isn't super hot repeatedly tries to sleep with a guy and gets offended when he won't fuck her. Usually plays it off to the point when the denial has to occur in order to maintain a level of respect for one's self. You are so disgusted by their desperation you have to deny them. Is mostly used in text slang.
Girl meets guy remotely interested in her, blows up his phone and texts him when he's out the day after they meet to the point she appears desperate . Guy retaliates to her texts with a simple call or message of - dick denied.