n. the often unpopular splash or stain made by a male during clumsy urination on either ones own or someone elses trousers and/or footwear.
"Oh!......thanks for the dick splash mate."
"Hey".....nice dick splash."
Old 80s school insult recently ressurected
You f*****g dicksplash!
You just ruined my best porn mag, you dicksplash!
Localised slang for 'bellend' usually conferred on an individual whose character is accurately reflected in the word.
James you dicksplash
When you make your Nan a cup of tea, and when you're about to give it to her, you take your penis out, and splash your dick in it, so it splashes all over her!
"OH FOR GOD SAKE, BRIAN. I'M COVERED IN YOUR DICK SPLASH."
Dicksplash (noun) a word for a dumbass who pissed too hard into a urinal and it splashed back and hit him. Commonly used to describe a person this has happened to in the past
An asshole that gets a friend or customer a drink, usually milk, and dips his penis in it and doesn't tell you. Very common with waiters if your an asshole customer.
"Give me a glass of milk now you pussy."
"Dude you better be more respectful, he's probably a dicksplash."