this is what happens when you eject cum out of your penis, otherwise known as dick sneezing
(guy getting a blowjob
guy: "your doing great! im about to dick sneeze!"
Man Juice, Aka Ejaculate, aka sperm.
Oh my god... what is that on the side of ada's face? Oh it's dicksneeze.
sticky substance forming on the tip of a penis even though ejaculation has not recently occured. can be caused by drinking diet coke. can be described as slimy, sticky, translucent snot.
"hey buddy, you want a diet coke?" "no thanks man, that shit gives me a dick sneeze."
ejaculation of sperm from the penis.
I was too drunk to fuck last night, I couldn't dick sneeze.
jizzing on bitches...
bitch you wanna see my dick sneeze???
1) A moment which a man ejaculates into his partners nose, there in causing the partner to sneeze back on his dick.
2) A person who annoys you out of your butthole
1)Ahhh im going to cum.....'achoo' What the fuck
2)Stop being such dick sneeze
Its when you pee so hard that your penis starts to flap and make a fart noise.
i peed sooo hard yesterday i had a dicksneeze