(2)(noun) That which is left after masterbation... limp dick and a palm full of goo.
(3)(noun) One who has the same general worthlessness or usefulness as a lifeless penis combined with a dying mass of spent jizz.
"I loved that girl, she always appreciated a good old fashioned dick smacking. I can't say she really truly loved it, but she damn well respected it."
a)is an inside joke
b)is about how big their penis is
c)states how much they hate someone they go to school with
d)states how gay someone is
e)states how much of a slut/whore/bitch/skank ect. someone is
f)states how "hot!!" the guys in Good Charlotte are
Man, there I was on UD.com last night when I read several definitions submitted by dick smacks that SOMEHOW got posted!
adj: Used to describe someone running their mouth and no one really cares what they have to say.
adj: "Stop being such a dicksmack Ben, I dont want to hear about the girlfriend."