Dick ridin; and or being a hater
yo man, why u alawys on my jock.
Originated in 2001, when Kirby Madden titled himself kirbflexpimpmaster2002. Later, his title was reduced to Kirbflex. Sometimes known simply as Flex, he is a man who runs smooth talk with the ladies, and always knows where he be on game point. He runs noobs worldwide and macks dimes better than jiggaman himself. I remeber when flex said, "yo, imma skeet all deese ga deets," and I seen him do it too; 15 dames in da room, all on flexmon's jockasauras. He gave dem all cock blessings, and beofre you know it, they blowin' up his pager, this shit's gettin' major, a favor for a favor, dis dick is wat he gave her....O my bad, I was just jocking one of flex'es rhymes; see Flex write all da rhymes for all the hot producers like Dre, and dre and jigga, mos talib, kanye, slim, game, 50, all slang that ish from flex. He is a master at the robot and see's no dime, to hard to bank. Flex go shoop shoop in da hood while bumping some shit from way back
dame: You seen Kirbflex?more...
other dame: Naw, where's he at?
dame: o, he in pimp mode, just waitin to get the party started on game point, don't mess wit flex or yo ass get dropped, yo flex, step up to da mic....
Flex: I'm a nice Flex, with some nice sex
See these pretzels? theyre from Tex Mex, Eligible bachelor, dames love Flex,Why?, because I have the ideal pecs, This dick, aint' fo no soft shoe, If you fail....cock a doodle poo!
Me: Yo Flex, that was awesome
Kirbflex: And I'm gone, like the night sky, you see me fly by, Flex......goodbye
Me: Yo, whered' he go?
Descartes: He's off to Madagaskar, u know he's up to something
Gustavus Adolphus II: Flex, what you doing here?
Flex: I am here to show you the way of Flex
Gatsby: Flex, show me the way, I need guidance
Flex: Well follow me and you will never be lost.......
Ottoman Empire: ALL HAIL FLEX, ALL HAIL FLEX!
Flex: Please, children, sit down as I play a tune on this here banjo
Jon Berry: Flex how do you do, so well?
Flex: I do what is needed, to escape the solitude of this puzzle we live in
Keanu Reeves: Exactly, you have so much to give, yet so much to lose, how do you do it?
FLex: My shildren, the way of Flex is beyond you, it is only observed, never gained, watch as I execute this 24 year old hippo
Marv Albert: Simply amazing master Flex, simply amazing, but what is it that gives you so much attention to the world around you?
FLex: It is the way, the way Flex was tau...
What's up niggas, ay yo, I know you ain't talkin 'bout me dog
You been on my dick nigga, you love my style, nigga
(I) Fuck with your soul like ether
(Will) Teach you the king you know you
(Not) "God's son" across the belly
(Lose) I prove you lost already
Brace yourself for the main event
Y'all impatiently waitin
It's like an AIDS test, what's the results?
Not positive, who's the best? CHARLES, WARDAWG,CLO,
Ain't no best, East, West, North, South, flossed out, greedy
I embrace y'all with napalm
Blows up, no guts, left chest, face gone
How could WARDAWG be garbage?
Semi-autos at your cartilege
Burner at the side of your dome, come outta my throne
I got this, locked since '85
I am the truest, name a person that I ain't influenced
Gave y'all chapters but now I keep my eyes on the Judas
With Ryerson fame, kept my name in his mouth
50 Cent is a bitch ass rapper thats skill and street cred is less that chingys.
Thinks he can fuck with kiss or nas
Nas raped jay-z in 3 holes on ether
Jadakiss has hotter lyrics than just about 100% of the artists on MTV (i.e. 50, CHINGy, nelly etc.)
THat dumb ass nigga brotha lynch that made a definition of 50 cent is fucking retarded.
Niggas can't talk shit bout kiss, styles etc. deez niggas is hard as a fuckin nail. If Eazy, Pac, big were still here 50 cocks wouldn't be here singing faggot songs like candy shop. What kinda fuckin name is pIggy bank. Nigga had 2 get shot nine times 2 get rich..... pitiful. LaSt thing.. I dont give a fuck how many records 50 has sold. PEOPLE 50 CANT MAKE REAL RHYMES, ITS DRE BEATS if dre was producing jada's shit nigga would of sold 22 mil.
Half Way Down Tha Block/ ill shoot ya girl in the head when she half way down mah cock-styles
yo yo yo yo yo yo
Think bout when I splatter ya mask(yea)
My niggas is happy, ya momma is sad
If ya niggas is riders, the drama will last
If ya niggas is snitch, been judgin my ass
They said I'm too famous to run
So when I empty out this clip, I'm changin the gun
The realer the beef, the longer the clip
Murder ya mans, I'm gone in the mist
Call this girl after dark so we talked the bitch
We aint care cause the whore wasnt shit
Dogg, I aint takin the L or waistin a shell
I bring the heat like I'm satan himself
Fuck if you hard, fuck if you soft, long as you lost
Dick in the dirt, shit in ya drawers
Ill make ya grandmother get on the floor
Tie you up, then beat you to a pulp, say that this is a war
If'n the four, mackin a pump, actin I dump
Throw you out the window then act like you jump
-kiss from show discipline
show u how 2 leave a room flat 20 niggas dead no money no jewels bullets in they head-styles
went from jaz to hangin with kane to herb to big and eminem murdered u on ya own shit, u a dick ridin faggot u love the attention, queens niggas run ya niggas, ask russell simmons-Nas
Slang for dick. Used by R. Kelly in the song So Sexy on Twista's Kamikaze album of 2004.
This is for them girls that be wantin The D
This is for them girls that be lovin The D
This is for them girls that be ridin The D
The ones that like to keep The D up inside em
Poor Old Loser Ain't Ridin' In Style
Pull Over Loser, A Race Is Starting. Polaris has to be the worst manufacturer of anything since the wheel was invented.
Very large male genitalia. It is used for activities such as cock slapping.
Listen to Gangstarr for further definition.
"Knuckleheads need to quit cuz they be ridin' the dilsnick"
"They be beggin' for attention or some more of the dilsnick"
-Guru of Gangstarr