Urban Dictionary: dick punch

5.	dick punch
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1.	dick punch
	the act of using one's fist to forcefully demolish the manhood of another. I'd like to dick punch that damn bastard at Fox who cancled Family Guy. (fuck the new-found cartoon network fans, you assholes aren't old school!) buy dick punch mugs & shirts by Kwelobus Dec 24, 2003 add a video
2.	Dick Punch
	A concussive blow from the dick used to demonstrate sexual prowess. "Hey man, why did you just DICK PUNCH me?" "Bro, I'm just so horny..." "oh" buy dick punch mugs & shirts duck dick punch pinch cock penis balls sack wang dong wanker tool unit sex prowess shaft sexual junk testes testicles scrote scrotum pisser dickfor head boner bone erection member hard on stiffie pitching a tent stiffy one eyed monster vag vagina p sperm v violence pelvis thrust hump ball gore coitus quitos phallus by shoeboxin Dec 3, 2008 add a video

3.	Dick Punch
	A punch bowl that has been spiked with severed male genitalia. Me Hey can you pass the Dick Punch? buy dick punch mugs & shirts dick punch civil rights ketchup basket fuel by PotatoCannons Aug 4, 2011 add a video
4.	Dick Punch
	The act of forcing an erection so quick, it seems as if is it's punching something. I just dick punched this chick and gave her a black eye. buy dick punch mugs & shirts dick punch punching cock penis by BretPriebe Jan 14, 2011 add a video