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2. dick present
when you give someone your dick for a present
hey brenda, will you have my dick present for christmas?
1. dick present
When a man pulls his foreskin up over the head of his dick and makes it look like a little brown grocery bag... he then releases the foreskin, and the dick head swiftly pops out of the foreskin/brown grocery bag- just like a little present.
Sean sometimes gives himself a dick present while taking a dump.
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