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When a man pulls his foreskin up over the head of his dick and makes it look like a little brown grocery bag... he then releases the foreskin, and the dick head swiftly pops out of the foreskin/brown grocery bag- just like a little present.
Sean sometimes gives himself a dick present while taking a dump.
by Cman February 23, 2006
when you give someone your dick for a present
hey brenda, will you have my dick present for christmas?
by billy piaseki March 31, 2006