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1. Penis pen
A pencil that doesn't have an eraser. It is basically a useless writing utensil also know as a dick pen or cock pen.
"I don't want your penis pen." or "Get that penis pen away from me."
2. pen 15 club
When a girl has taken dick with out a condom, the guy came in her. And she liked it, the guy writes pen 15 on her hand. She is now part of the pen 15 club.
John had to take my hand and write pen 15 on my hand at the dentist. Then the receptionist said, "ah huh, pen 15 club." Then i ask what that mean. He tells me then i smack him.
3. my pen is huge
Another way to say that you got a big dick
'Did you know that my pen is huge'
4. Juicy Pen
The male reproductive organ. Used as a secondary brain at times.
Dick, cock, penis.
Suck my Juicy Pen, honey.
5. Dick doodled
The act of drawing a dick on someones homework paper when they are not looking. Often with a pen so that they can't erase it.
Wow, did I really just get dick doodled? Miss Joebob will kill me if she sees this.
6. sick dick
1. A sick dick occurs when a man's fully erect penis is so mighty that it causes "bitches to be Trippin" or another man/woman to say "aaaahhhhh" or "ooohhhhh" in a drawn out manner.

2. When a man's pen-is mightier than a sword.

(in both definitions the word sick is from the sk8r term meaning awesome or "rad")
Man: Behold my PEN-IS!

Woman: aaahhhh.. that is a sick dick!
7. Hair dick
A dick so small that it blows in the wind like a single strand of hair
Hey tom would you use your Hair dick again to reset my calculator? My pen is too big
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