Top Definition
A peddler of penis. One who handles, touches, tastes, and is overall very knowledgeable about penis and penis lore.
Daniel: "Dude, I heard that David has a small penis."

SoS: "Don't be a dick merchant, Daniel."
#dick #cock #fag #whore #women #daniel #david
by SoAS February 02, 2014
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