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The unfortunate walking condition that results from severe pain in the rectum, mainly observed after a SLUT is out on the town whoring it up with no guilt.
Dick legged is a bow legged condition named after a legal counsel from the Standard Legal Underwriting Team (SLUT) that gets plastered every time a bottle of beer or wine is put in front of her. After several drinks, dancing on a few tables, grinding on old men, and getting a late-night anal pounding from the bisexual hubby, everybody can observe the pain and regret she is feeling the next day simply by the way she walks.
by Andreas_the_Almighty January 21, 2011

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