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1.
The dick kick is the ever traumatic experience of a woman intentionally or unintentionally kicking the erect phallus of a man. This usually occurs while changing positions mid-intercourse. The woman will always claim it was unintentional, but the man will never know for sure.
Joseph: It was great sex until we decided to switch to reverse cowgirl and she dick kicked me.

Eric: Ah, the dick kick. One of the many perils of sexual intercourse.
by Dangle Fellow December 06, 2009
 
2.
Nickname for the hole cards 68 offsuit in Texas Hold'em Poker. Staying in a hand with these cards and winning it is considered to be a kick in the dick to everyone else at the table and proper etiquette is to show them at the end of the hand regardless.
Jason: I can't believe you called to the river with that crap and donked a straight over my aces.

Carl: Doesn't feel good does it?

Jason: No.

Carl: That's why they call it a dick kick.
by DoyleBrunson May 06, 2012
 
3.
An unwanted poke to your backside from your significant others erect penis while spooning or sleeping next to him.
Sam gave me a dick kick last night in bed.
by groovingirl28 January 24, 2008
 
4.
When a girl kicks a guy in the dick like she is playing soccor.
I pissed Shella off so she gave me a dick kick.
by ouch my dick hurts June 25, 2007