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1.
a total douche bag, asshole
Look at that fuckin douche...yea he's a fuckin dick itch
by leejoe March 01, 2009
 
2.
When you see a hot female on the internet but never get to see her again and you are just left behind with a faint memory.
Dude 1: Man i saw this chick on 9GAG ! She was Smokin' but can't find her now.

Dude 2: You sir have a dickitch!
by Barood August 25, 2012