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I knocked his dick in the dirt. (red necked)

That baseball hit him so hard, it put his dick in the dirt.
by ootsae May 14, 2005
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To knock someone out or fuck them up.
In Harold and Kumar: Escape to Guantanamo Bay, at the whorehouse in Texas, after "NPH" brands one of the whores, the the Madame goes to retrieve her shotgun and yells, "Time to put your dick in the dirt!"
by FancyDancy October 14, 2010
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When one is too high to function normally for a couple of hours.
Guy 1: "That Medicali medical bong really puts your dick in the dirt."
by GripposRus November 21, 2010
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The act of driving one's penis, i.e. the baloney poney, deep into the anus of another.
While making love to his wife on their 30 anniversary, Brian thoughtfully surprised his wife by placing his dick in the dirt.
by Shawn Charleton May 24, 2013
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When things don't go right on multiple fronts and no plan seems to work.
Guy 1 (watching his favorite team get destroyed): Dick in the dirt! We are getting pounded!
Guy 2: Dick in the dirt for sure brah.
by Dood Brah October 14, 2012
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1. The act of being lazy and/or dicking around.

2. In a bad situation with a female friend
Stop being a dick in the dirt and go after that girl.
by acced March 08, 2010
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