Step 1: cut a hole in a box
Step 2: put your junk in that box
Step 3: make her open the box
guy: me either
girl: is it what i've always wanted?
girl: ok i'm ready
guy: merry christmas
girl: what is it?
guy: it's a dick in a box
2. Put your junk in the box!
It's my dick in a box!
Step 1. Cut a hole in a box.
Step 2. Put your junk the box.
Step 3. Let her open the box.
Bob: What was it? a diamond ring? a fancy car? a house in the hills?
John: Those dont express how I feel. I gave her my dick in a box.
Girl: What is that?!? Is that your dick in a box? That is gross.
Average Joe: Why can't I be as cool as JT?!?!?!?!?!