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3. dick fuck
person who understnds nothing that is said to them
eddie is such a dick fuck!
1. dick fuck
Short for dick head and fucker. It's something that you'd say to a penis wrinkle or an asshole.
My boss is a dick fuck.
2. dick fuck
inserting a finger or foreign object into the penis hole.
I saw this porno where this bitch fucked this guys dick with her toung and fingers giving him a dick fuck.
4. dick fuck
A man/boy who can not do anything correctly. Not a reliable "friend". Someone who is incapable of telling the truth. Who can not keep an erect penis. Who can not understand a restraining order. May or may not have small hands. A complete loser, who has their stuck up their ass. A.K.A. a douche bag.
I didn't come here to cuddle, I came here to fuck you dick fuck.
I don't need a 31 year old dick fuck to babysit.
5. dick fuck
Someone who is ignorant and stupid. No longer welcome at gatherings or events.
Hey Tina, you hanging out with that kid ramone? That kids a fucking dick fuck.
6. dick fuck
A way of sex by shoving small items down a man's pee pee hole.
Guy 1: "I was dick fucked so hard!"
Guy 2: "Holy shit! What did they put down your penis this time?"
Guy 1: "His penis!"
Guy 2: "that's nasty.."
7. Dick fuck
A type of defencive tower in games that fire lasers at your paratroopers; especially prism towers from command and conquer red alert two.
"What?! That god damm dick fuck just zapped all my fucking paratroopers!"
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