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36. work the dick
to either do it urself or have a "friend" "work the dick" basically
Man she looks like she can work the dick.

Hey man u took my beer, dude work the dick i bought that shit.

WORK THE DICK
37. dial-a-dick
Similar to a fuck buddy or friend with benefits, a dial-a-dick is someone who is more than willing to participate in sexual relations, without any of the hang ups associated with
No, no, no. I don't masturbate. I just call my dial-a-dick and he's at my apartment door in half an hour, down on my pussy five minutes after that.
38. snail dick
having a small dick, snail is small and curved, so its a small crooked dick.
My chinese friend happens to have a snail dick.
39. snail dick
having a small dick, snail is small and curved, so its a small crooked dick.
My chinese friend happens to have a snail dick.
40. Snail Dick
Having a small and crooked dick which coincidentally is very slow to get up. Greatly resembles the curved part of the back of the snail.
My chinese friend happens to have a snail dick.
41. Tampon Dick Fart
1. A friend who is very nice to you, because he treats you with respect and dignity because of your personality and looks.
2. Can be found at CVS for $1.99.
3. Your teacher who gives you many quizzes.
4. Your mom or dad's Chinese name, or favorite food.
I said to my friend, because I looked up the definition on UrbanDictionary.com, "Hey (insert name here), you are a Tampon Dick Fart."
42. Dick Cheney Day
A hangover that lasts all day. The day after a fun night of drinks that is filled with remorse, regret and headache. Headache that is so intense, it feels like having been shot in the face.

A reference to Dick Cheney's hunting accident that resulted in his friend (Harry Whittington) being shot in the face.
"I having a Dick Cheney Day; my head feels like it's going to explode."

"I drank way too much last night, and having a Dick Cheney Day today."
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