1) a useless asshole that has very few friends
2) someone that is annoying others while they are trying to work
3) a term used amongst males to jokingly insult one another
2) someone that is annoying others while they are trying to work
3) a term used amongst males to jokingly insult one another
1) "fuck you dickfoot! nobody wants you here"
2) "stop being such a dickfoot and get back to work"
3) "hows it going dickfoot"
2) "stop being such a dickfoot and get back to work"
3) "hows it going dickfoot"
by Felix Raydin September 26, 2008
There is only one known Dickfoot in existence. As a result of an unsuccessful science experiment, a hybrid between a human dick and foot was created (the balls are also attached). It lives, breathes, and is most notorious for its rabid, disgusting smell. If you happen to come across this horrid mutation, follow these steps:
1. Light a match (it smells).
2. Poor gasoline all around you.
3. Throw the match on the gasoline.
4. Run like hell.
Also, beware of the Dickfoot Cheese trails it leaves behind, they are highly toxic, and may be fatal if swallowed.
1. Light a match (it smells).
2. Poor gasoline all around you.
3. Throw the match on the gasoline.
4. Run like hell.
Also, beware of the Dickfoot Cheese trails it leaves behind, they are highly toxic, and may be fatal if swallowed.
by bukbukake May 29, 2009
by SteveFox December 13, 2018
Dickfoot is an dream demon, who is over 5,000 years old. He lives in the Dark Swap Meet, past the regular shops, behind the Dress Maker. He stands at the door of his Alterations Boutique dressed in an all white suit. Once in side his boutique as he passes the doors he changes into a Dark, tall, hairy and brooding demon with a Penis for a foot. Dickfoot wears a large sheep skin condom on his foot to keep the infinite seamen that spews from penis foot from releasing his seed into your dreams. If you survive the interaction with Dickfoot you can choose a life of Riches, Adventure, or a Normal life. Unfortunately, his children, which are demons minions, will look for you for the rest of your life. Choose wisely
Dude last night I feel asleep and ran into Freddy Kruegers father himself! The Dream Master Dickfoot! His foot looked like a fuckin horse dick spewing demon cum infinitely but it was covered up with a large sheep skin condom. It was nasty the cum kept seeping out of the cockring in the pattern of a heartbeat.
by DJ Rick MoreAnus March 4, 2023
Dickfoot does not require a definition, those who are dickfoots are stained with whiteout oulining a dick on their shoe/foot.
Hey dean pass me the white out, *passes white out* alright mad *draws dick on jamies foot*
he was now dubbed as the "dickfoot".
he was now dubbed as the "dickfoot".
by The all watching eye June 6, 2017