Expelling audible air from ones member. As heard and seen on The Dirty Twig Show.

noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a quofe (also spelled quof or quoaf).

NOTE: Dick farts or quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.

Something that almost NEVER happens, but on occasion, due to a foreign object being stuck in one's pisshole, a gaseous release, similiar to that of a traditional fart, releases from one's penis.

A slang term for pneumaturia, the passage of air or "gas" in the urine. A colovesical fistula, in which the bowel communicates with the bladder, may cause "dick farts" in addition to recurrent urinary tract infections. A man with pneumaturia may describe having "bubbles" when voiding, or may simply recall farting through his penis.

Usually a male, ignorant retard, who is over confident and is a tool.

When your penis sneezes and you get jelly everywhere

Literal Term!

when a man or woman bends over and farts on an another's dick; often used as a sexual aphrodisiac.