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7.
Removing a female's eyeball with your dick, through orbital cavity intercourse.
Holy Shit I accidentally gave my wife dick eye last night while having some hot orbital cavity intercourse!
OR-
I would totally dick eye that bitch!
by surfti310 July 23, 2008
 
1.
A look from a female to a male that expresses sexual interest.
The leggy blonde at the bar won't stop staring at Kevin. She's been giving him the dick eye all night long.
by Lord Fuelfire June 06, 2004
 
2.
when a girl has eyes that make it look like she just wants to suck a dick
Yo that bitch has some major dick eyes
by maggs November 29, 2004
 
3.
Dickeyes is someone who is a moron.
Fuck off dickeyes!
You're a dickeyes!
by MarkJC January 16, 2007
 
4.
A slang term that compares a person to the end of the urethra where it exits the penis. Usually said as a light insult about someones bad behavior. Similar to Asshole.
"Otto is such a dickeye, he dropped the poker chips in the toilet and didn't wash them before the game."

Leo referred to his half-blind dog as a dickeye due to his constant flatulence.

"Mike, you dickeye, get your filthy feet off of my coffee table!"
by Rexomaticus McManus November 17, 2006
 
5.
Dickeyes is someone who is a moron.
Fuck off dickeyes
Nick is a dickeyes
by MarkJC January 14, 2007
 
6.
Accidental poke in the eye with a penis or accidental ejaculation in the eyes.
During sex you ask your man if he will cum in your mouth. When he's about to cum and pulls it out, you don't get your mouth on it in time and he ends up ejaculating the first part of his load in your eye, which in turn becomes bloodshot and sore for a while. It's easier to say you have "dickeye" from that point on until the redness and soreness goes away. Don't complain! You asked for it!
by badkelly July 10, 2010