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a.k.a. - pecker splash,water wiener,dick dip, cock splash, etc.
Dick dunk is a term used when you cop a squat to take a shit & your pecker tip dangles down into the toilet water. An absolutely horrible occurance that requires an immediate sink splash. Oh, I had to take a mega shit & I had no time to drive home so I had to use the gas station lou. It was ripe in there & to make matters worse, I did a little dick dunk when I sat down, so I had to do a sink splash before I even got a chance to shit.
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| 2. | Dick Dunk | ||
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The act of making a purchase at a Dunkin' Donuts or a Dunkin' Donuts affiliated establishment (i.e. Baskin Robbins) with an erection, especially if said purchase is part of a value meal involving a food item plus beverage. (Dude walks into a Dunkin Donuts with an erection)
DUDE: I'll have a number 3 please. DUNKIN DONUTS EMPLOYEE You have a huge hard on. DUDE Gee, I guess I'm Dick dunkin'. DUNKIN DONUT EMPLOYEE Guess you are! Number 3, right? DUDE Yes ma'am. |
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