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1. dick damage
The act of inserting a foreign object into the penis hole. Objects such as: a pen, a screwdriver, a toothpick, etc.
I heard that guy is into dick damamge.
by Johnny Cool Guy Jul 1, 2005 add a video
2. dick damage
Dick Damage: to asses the collateral damage or mistake of having children. Risk Management.
I have to pay fucking child support!!! I did massive dick damage.

I need a Vasectomy to prevent dick damage.
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