a metal tool with a sharp beveled edge that is used to etch intricate carvings into the shaft of a dick.
Honey, I'm going out to the shed to sharpen my dick chisel.
1)One whom is constantly slapped in the face with a penis.
2)An extremely ugly looking person, who looks as if they suffer from being such.
1)"Jamie is such a nympho dick chisel."
2)"That fucking dick chisel looks like she got ran over by a mack truck. Whore."