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when there's a yellowy substance surrounding the shaft and pee hole of a penis causing a massive build up of crusty grossness.
adam was terrified of the dick cheese he discovered crowding his package.
by vanksie November 06, 2010
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Semen left to ferment for a while until it becomes a cheese-like substance.
I understand swallowing, but dick cheese is disgusting!
by dickcheese6969 June 07, 2016
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Used when someone makes alot of jokes including the words Dick Penis Cock etc
"Hey guys. PENIS! hahaha"

"Aw c'mon. enough of the dickcheese, it's old."
by Nycho T January 05, 2009
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1. A viscous chunky substance found on the penis and surrounding area made of sweat, skin flakes, stale urine, clothing lint and other particles the penis may come in contact with. The cheese becomes more potent the longer the male goes without bathing.

2. A person who is in every way unappealing. They often do not bathe causing a large amount of "cheese" to accumulate around the groin. This person usually comes from a long line of inbreeding. The Dick Cheese is usually quite stupid and has no social skills, they also feel a unwarranted self righteous, superiority to all around them. They can not preform even the most medial task, and they complain when anything is asked of them. The dick cheese does not get out of bed until around 2pm due to a need of at least 16 hours sleep per day (this stems from a need to maintain their 50+ lbs over weight physic).

3. Dick Cheese(d) when someones laziness and incompetence completely messes everything up.
1. Holy hell, Quinn didn't wash his hands before making my sandwich and now it's covered in dick cheese.

2. The power was shut off because Louis is too much of a dick cheese to got pay the bill.

3. I would ask Malcolm to go do the shopping but he would just dick cheese it up.
by phatvond May 27, 2014
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pretty much self explanitory, what happens when you dont wash after sports,sexual activity, or laziness. Creates fungus in forkskin of youre dick (only uincircumsized) hurts like a motherfucker trust me on this...

()()=========|)------ <- then it starts pussing out liquid like an std
Man my dick hurts so much, it smells, its rusty and slimey and its cheesy, so thereffore i have dick cheese
by Gabe The NEwfy April 19, 2006
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The act of jacking off and not cleaning the jizz off your dick leaving Dick Cheese
Mason: Dude my dick cheese smells bad

Elliott: No Shit
by chubbychaser37 November 10, 2010
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dried up siemen from not washing afta blowing ya load.
u pull back ya skin to find dirty stilton cheese on ya helmet.

Baby bell cheeseball
by James November 14, 2004
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