"the dirt and scum building up betweeen the area of the penis and thighs."
-Me,one second ago.
Me:"Dude,did you hear about Scott?"
Other Dude:What happened?
Me:They found him dead,and when they did an autopsy,they found loads of dick cheese!"
when there's a yellowy substance surrounding the shaft and pee hole of a penis causing a massive build up of crusty grossness.
adam was terrified of the dick cheese he discovered crowding his package.
When you get sweaty and the sweat dries around your dick.
After running I had a good case of the dick cheese!
usually found dripping from the end of a filthy penis or salivating from a dickhead
grant . . . have you rubbed your penis on my coffee mug this morning because there is an extraordinary amount of cheese floating in my coffee !
An orange cheese-like substance emitted from the male clitoris.
I would have blown him, but he had dick cheese.
Used when someone makes alot of jokes including the words Dick Penis Cock etc
"Hey guys. PENIS! hahaha"
"Aw c'mon. enough of the dickcheese, it's old."
A Male's penis layered in a thick cheesey substance. Sometimes the cause of engaging in sexual activity with a cheese pizza.
"Cheese! It's what's for dinner!"