Most often discovered as a slimy-like substance found under the head of the penis, but it can dry to a crusty yellow matter and require careful scraping to assist removal.
While not a specific STD, it can carry the nasty bacteria that assists chlymidia to spread like a Californian forest fire.
"How hot is that guy over there?"
"He is hot, in fact he is sweaty, so I would insist he showered before we make out. I wouldn't want to peel back his helmet and cop an eyeful of freshly made Dick
1: Smegma, a combination of exfoliated (shed) epithelial cells, transudated skin oils, and moisture which occurs in both female and male mammalian genitalia, whether they be cut or uncut. Its intended purpose is to clean and lubricate the genitals. Usually refers to an excessive buildup of the substance on male genitalia, which, depending on partner preference, can either be very gross or very hot.
2: Richard Cheese, comedian and musician, head of Richard Cheese and Lounge Against the Machine, a cover and comedy act which makes lounge/swing jazz covers of popular rock, metal, rap and hip hop songs.
1: "I was about to give him head, but I pulled back his foreskin and found a lot of dick cheese."
2: "Have you heard Dick Cheese's cover of Down With The Sickness? It was on the Dawn of the Dead remake, was pretty funny."
dick cheese. When you jizz and its all yellow from chlamydia. OH YEAH ;) Popularized by Les Grossman from the movie Tropic Thunder.
Les: LISTEN MOTHER FUCKER ILL SEND YOU A HOBOS DICK CHEESE!!
Flaming Dragon: ..............................
A term to use when douche bag, asshole, jackass, sonuvabitch, or any other frequently used term of dislike just isn't enough.
"You're an asshole"
"Heard that before"
"Okay then dick cheese"
a word or phrase randomly said to break the silence, also means when you have sex with a female at night then go to work the next day and eventually develop a white filmy substance on your pubic hair.
dude, I got some major dick cheese going on,, finally need to wash up.
The act of jacking off and not cleaning the jizz off your dick leaving Dick Cheese
Mason: Dude my dick cheese smells bad
Elliott: No Shit
the cheesy crud that builds up under ones foreskin when they have not washed under it for months on end
Sally:Ewww. either you clean the dick cheese off your dick, or you aint getting none tonight