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usually found dripping from the end of a filthy penis or salivating from a dickhead grant . . . have you rubbed your penis on my coffee mug this morning because there is an extraordinary amount of cheese floating in my coffee !
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A white crusty substanace that forms all on and around the penis when a man hasn't washed it after sex or at all in a long time baby, you better take care of that dick cheese before you think i'm going down on ya
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bacterial growth under an uncircumsised penis which isn't cleaned regularly, it looks like little pieces of cottage cheese under the foreskin, and it stinks.
also known as smegma wtf is that white sht on your mushroom?...ummm dick cheese
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a.k.a. smegma. forms under the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis when it has not been cleaned regularly. It is essentially dead/molting skin resulting from the foreskin keeping the glans penis moist. I was going down on him and when I pulled back his foreskin the head of his cock was caked with dick cheese
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When a person (usually a man) procrastinates the duty of cleaning his penis and white goo forms on the head. Usually disgusting, although some females find it attractive. (And tasty) Also, French people occasionally add it as a spread on a fresh baguette and treat it as a delicacy. Apparently it tastes sort of tangy, with a smell mixed with semen and original chap stick. Zach: "That dude Joel's got some week old dick cheese I heard"
Niko: That's disgusting dude" Catlin: "Unreal." |
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Smegma
a white looking dirt that builds up around the foreskin of your penis when it is left unwashed Guy 1: i was showering last night and i found some dick cheese
Guy 2: thats fucking gross you need to wash up more |
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1: Smegma, a combination of exfoliated (shed) epithelial cells, transudated skin oils, and moisture which occurs in both female and male mammalian genitalia, whether they be cut or uncut. Its intended purpose is to clean and lubricate the genitals. Usually refers to an excessive buildup of the substance on male genitalia, which, depending on partner preference, can either be very gross or very hot. 2: Richard Cheese, comedian and musician, head of Richard Cheese and Lounge Against the Machine, a cover and comedy act which makes lounge/swing jazz covers of popular rock, metal, rap and hip hop songs. 1: "I was about to give him head, but I pulled back his foreskin and found a lot of dick cheese."
2: "Have you heard Dick Cheese's cover of Down With The Sickness? It was on the Dawn of the Dead remake, was pretty funny." |
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a word or phrase randomly said to break the silence, also means when you have sex with a female at night then go to work the next day and eventually develop a white filmy substance on your pubic hair. dude, I got some major dick cheese going on,, finally need to wash up.
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