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the ending product of when a person takes a cheese grader to the tip of a penis and scrapes bits of penis off.

A cheese graded dick....
the man was so disapointed with the performance of his penis that he -dick cheesed- him self.

(graded his dick)
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1.
A white crusty substanace that forms all on and around the penis when a man hasn't washed it after sex or at all in a long time
baby, you better take care of that dick cheese before you think i'm going down on ya
by jmae8313 March 28, 2005
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2.
bacterial growth under an uncircumsised penis which isn't cleaned regularly, it looks like little pieces of cottage cheese under the foreskin, and it stinks.

also known as smegma

wtf is that white sht on your mushroom?...ummm dick cheese
by bigfatfrickinfarmer August 14, 2006
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3.
a.k.a. smegma. forms under the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis when it has not been cleaned regularly. It is essentially dead/molting skin resulting from the foreskin keeping the glans penis moist.
I was going down on him and when I pulled back his foreskin the head of his cock was caked with dick cheese
by RussNyc September 09, 2006
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4.
Smegma; white buildup on the head of a penis
"Camambert, Wednesleydale, Dickcheese"
by - August 04, 2002
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5.
When a person (usually a man) procrastinates the duty of cleaning his penis and white goo forms on the head. Usually disgusting, although some females find it attractive. (And tasty)

Also, French people occasionally add it as a spread on a fresh baguette and treat it as a delicacy. Apparently it tastes sort of tangy, with a smell mixed with semen and original chap stick.
Zach: "That dude Joel's got some week old dick cheese I heard"
Niko: That's disgusting dude"
Catlin: "Unreal."
by Benson&Hedges January 15, 2010
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6.
-insult
1)A person of little intelligence who can't stop spewing stupid, unwanted remarks.
2)A great name to call a friend who's careless behavior resulted in an undesirable catastrophe.
3) A jackball -- someone who goes out of his way to make your life miserable.
4) An alternative to bunghole.
1. "Some stupid dickcheese at my school won't stop quoting Napoleon Dynamite."

2. "My friend Jason's such a dickcheese. He accidentally lit his house on fire with Axe."

3. "Some dickcheese egged my car..."

4. "Stop being such a dickcheese, GOOOSSSHHH."
by Uber Jackball September 28, 2006
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7.
Smegma
a white looking dirt that builds up around the foreskin of your penis when it is left unwashed
Guy 1: i was showering last night and i found some dick cheese

Guy 2: thats fucking gross you need to wash up more
by to pro for sho July 15, 2009
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