Top Definition
Instead of just stopping by and finding your friend lounging naked in his house, you call, email or text a 'dick check' which warns your friend to put his damn pants on before you get there!
Before going to Condor's house, we emailed a dick check (d.c.), so as not to get a dick shot. (see dick shot!)
by gardengirl2009 July 16, 2009

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