A potato with two antlers, or similar growths, on the either side of its head.
God damn that is biggest crack-takin' shirt pullin' fire startin' dick bean in the west!
I pierced my ear with a dick bean's antlers.
n. kidney stone.
A small hard mass in the kidney that forms from deposits primarily of phosphates and urates. Also called nephrolith.
I heard you got dick beans.. I told you to stop drinking red bull.
You: I'm trying to take a piss man, but I got dick beans.
Friend: Good God, shoot it out already.