Top Definition
Small bits of toilet paper stuck to the penis resulting from cleaning up after a sexual encounter, typically indicative of extreme haste.
Girl: My goodness, Horatio, there is something on your penis!
Guy: Well, will you look at that?! It is covered in dick bark.
by AirportToothpaste1 October 21, 2011

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