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dick and a half, noun: A detestable megalomaniac whose character flaws and negative impact are blatantly obvious and unavoidable. Often preceded by "fucking" for added emphasis.
Mike is a fucking dick and a half! He ruined the afternoon for everyone by trying to be a control freak and playing God!
by Kowulz April 03, 2007
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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A detestable megalomaniac whose character flaws and negative impact are blatantly obvious and unavoidable.
Fred is a fucking dick-and-a-half! He ruined the forum for everyone by trying to be a control freak and playing God!
by Rock Cowles March 18, 2007
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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A tool, and very ugly, cocky for no reason too.
TIM IS SUCH A DICK AND A HALF FOR SIGNING OFF ON ME!
by aaaaasherr(: December 22, 2009
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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