Occuring usually in the warmer summer months,..skunk dick is the unmistakable condition of having a sweaty, grime-coated penis. It is nearly impossible for anyone to tolerate this odor, except for pay-whores.

the guy that has the worlds biggest dick and yes he is white

Dick is short for Richard.

Someone who always comments on your facebook status, photos, posts, if theyre in a relationship, who confirmed their friend request. These people also always chat with the victim and they are the ones who start the conversation. These are the type of people who would write on another person's wall just to reply to the one you posted on their wall. See: Dick Rider, Kiss Ass, Kiss Up, and Suck Up.

n. A large, family-sized dish consisting primarily of chopped dick. Usually served fresh, and thrown at a girl's face. Often garnished with diced tomato and Italian seasonings, depending on the girl. Salt is added to taste.

In culinary circles, also referred to simply as "CDS."

Similar to whiskey dick except brought on by a small intake of colorful fruity drinks created to satisfy women. Closet homesexuals often experience this problem after drinking 2 daiquiris and attempting to put their dick in an orifice other then a man's asshole.

A unicorn with a dick for a horn that shoots jizz lazers out of the horn.