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stop online datin IM INTHE URBnAN DICITIONARY HELP 

if your reading this and you online date, you need help. im not joking. you need serious help, but on a io game your just a little sh- sorry, my profanity has been spilled because of your disgustin g act of your disgusting ways now go somehwere go outside and please help im trapped inthe urban dictinonary i need help please iehelp help je[el hepl
The act of being disgusting on games that are usually titled Fortnite and Roblox. If you do this, it is scientifically proven you need help, so please stop you could be dating a lego.. a 80-year-old man. That is the definition. this is the defiintion of: stop online datin IM INTHE URBnAN DICITIONARY HELP.
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Typo Dictionary 

A curated dictionary that includes typos of dictionary words and slang words.
I found the correct spelling of the word after referring to a typo dictionary.
Typo Dictionary by Teleportr January 8, 2021

Urban Dictionary Dumbass 

Someone who writes Urban Dictionary definitions about themselves, or people who they know, but who are not famous. Esp. when those definition is "*insert name here* is very cool and attractive."
Person 1: Hey! Jeremiah defined himself on Urban Dictionary!
Person 2: What an Urban Dictionary Dumbass...

Your Name On Urban Dictionary

Your opportunity to go on Urban Dictionary and make a super flattering, overly embellished definition describing the name you carry.
Peter: See? You can put Your Name on Urban Dictionary, and make a definition for it.

Steve: Says here “Peters” are the sweetest, kindest men.

Peter: Damn right.

Steve: That’s bullshit, though. Cause you’re a piece of shit.

Peter: Yeah, but putting this down helps me and other Peter’s feel better about ourselves.

masturbating to the dictionary 

A phrase used as a comeback to a Grammar Nazi or to someone who says “grammar is sexy” during a conversation. It can be used in any situation to respond to someone who tries to shame you on your grammar.
i.e.
txt msg exchange
Timmy: Yo Jake, you wanna come over to Jason’s place to smoke after school? Meghan and Jill are coming over and I’m sure your have a dope time with us.
Jake: You mean *you’ll have a dope time.
Timmy: Dude, are you masturbating to the dictionary at your house? Don’t be such a Grammar Nazi.

Lucy: Hey Jamie, do you think Alex is doing good today after the party last night? You think he’s interested in hanging out later?
Jamie: You mean, doing WELL after the party…? Damn Lucy, grammar is sexy just an fyi.
Lucy: Wtf Jamie, when did you start masturbating to the dictionary?

Urban Dictionary Editors 

The people who decide which definitions get approved on this website. Few of them actually follow the publishing guidelines.
Bad Urban Dictionary Editor: I don't like this definition. *reject* I don't agree with this definition. *reject*

Good Urban Dictionary Editor: This definition might be a little offensive, but it still follows the publishing guidelines. *accept*

I doubt this definition will get through the Urban Dictionary Editors.

Fuck this Dictionary 

"Fuck this Dictionary? Isn't my fault that twelve-year-olds keep coming up with definitions about politics."